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You Came To The Wrong Neighbourhood, Motherf*cker by Culpeo-Fox You Came To The Wrong Neighbourhood, Motherf*cker by Culpeo-Fox
Crab-eating macaques. Effing aggressive little shits, they are.

While visiting a temple near by (where bunches of these fuckers are living there all wild and free), i was attacked several times by these, making me shit my pants and run faster than the road runner (and no, i didn't provoke any attack). My older brother said that people would always mock them in pretending to have food (without feeding them eventually) which causes their aggression. I'd rather say the aggression comes from feeding them in the first place.

Whatever, though - you can see me playing with deadly snakes and enormous sharks and giant tigers and all those dangerous animals - but sweet Jesus, MONKEYS scare the shit outta me. 8D
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TyrannosaurusPrime Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2014
Nearly got attacked by one of these fuckers in the botanical garden-Twice, in fact! (The first-class morons who fed them did not help)
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megagad Featured By Owner Edited Aug 11, 2014
Come closer, Bandar-log
youtu.be/1vDlTnUNfGU?t=6m41s
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Catboy85 Featured By Owner May 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I sympathize with your fear of these guys entirely.
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oO-Monkey-Oo Featured By Owner Apr 15, 2014  Hobbyist
Monkey Woo 
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ConnorCat Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014
This makes me think of what my South African friend told me about baboons XD
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Chepseh Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Kennst du das Gemälde? www.pinakothek.de/gabriel-corn…

Meine erste Assoziation war (als ich dein Bild in der Inbox als Vorschau sah), es soll vielleicht eine Parodie von oder Anspielung auf Von Max sein. :) Die Kunstrichter-Affen geigen all denen, die sich auch als Culpeo-Fox ausgeben, deutlich die Meinung, oder so... :giggle:

Tja ja, die traumatisierende Erfahrung wenn Tier mal nicht lieb und dann auch noch im Rudel sind ... da werden Erinnerungen wach, wie ich im Allgäu mal vor einer Herde Ziegen wegrennen musste...!
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Culpeo-Fox Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014  Professional General Artist
...also, das wäre eigentlich DIE Idee gewesen. Joa, so gesehen, könnte mein Bild von daher auch auf diese Weise funktionieren/verstanden werden. ;)

Aber ja, stattdessen ist's eine "Trauma-Verarbeitung" geworden. Oh ja, Ziegen. Eine Ziegenbockattacke habe ich auch schon auf meinem Konto (aua, aua). Interessanterweise wurde ich in meiner bisherigen Laufbahn eigentlich nur von Viechern angegriffen/gebissen/gejagt/verprügelt, die man allgemein als lieb und harmlos ansieht, wohingegen mir mit Tigern, Leoparden, Schlangen, Krokodilen und ähnlich gefährlichem Gesocks noch nie etwas passiert ist. Irgendwas scheint da faul zu sein. :P
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Lyrak Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hell, I've heard horror stories of baboons too. People think monkeys are all cute, but they can get NASTY. Supposedly the reason they got rid of Ross's monkey on Friends was because it started to strangle the actor with its tail once it reached puberty. It's why most of the monkeys and apes you see in movies and such are still very young.
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ruuk-ve Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
lmao... that is all I have to say ^^
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iNSaNiTYDragon2000 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2014   Artist
hahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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